why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.
too many people on earth lets get it down to like 700